lauritayno: ah why the fuck is this so hilarious to me?
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Wincesters, you've been outed and judged by...
obstinatrix: cautionzombies: thisismestandingup: thatgirljazz: I officially deem myself an honorary Wincester as I’d like to be judged for something that is practically canon. Thanks, EW! :D
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery: Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig. What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
broken-bird-now-youre-free: put-out-the-spark: ...
tracing-infinities: wizards | chad sugg so many...
mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
i have work tomorrow morning but i really want to go to this party. first world problems.
I watched Breaking Dawn for the first time. I am shamelessly downloading the soundtrack now.
w0lfamongthesheep: lionmanes: methdaddy: sit your whore ass down ofmfg OMFG jesus lol. Waiting for the “slut-shaming” comments.
Peter, can I go back home? I flew here under false...